Noem · AI Sales Concierge

Sales while you sleep.

Noem is the AI concierge that answers every visitor, recommends the right product, and quietly closes the sale, while you're somewhere else entirely.

Onboard in 30 minutes ★★★★★ 4.9 · 2,300+ stores
Maison Lumière
Atelier Noir
Verra & Co.
Hôtel des Sens
Sable Studio
Lune & Fils
Concord Apothecary
House of Auden
Bellamy Goods
Vespertine
Maison Lumière
Atelier Noir
Verra & Co.
Hôtel des Sens
Sable Studio
Lune & Fils
Concord Apothecary
House of Auden
Bellamy Goods
Vespertine
The guarantee

The 30/80 guarantee.

0%
More conversions in 30 days. Or every dollar back.
-0%
Fewer support tickets your team has to suffer through.
0+
Languages spoken fluently, day or night.
24/7
A closer on the floor, never tired, never off-brand.
Closer, not chatbot

It doesn't just answer.
It closes.

Most "AI chat" tools deflect a question and call it a win. Noem does the work a great sales associate does, listens, reads the room, recommends, reassures, and gets the customer over the line. The tickets your team would have suffered through? Gone. The carts that would have walked? Closed.

2,347Sales closed today
11,842Tickets your team didn't see
0Hours of human inbox triage
Right now, across our brands
Live
TICKET
"What's your return policy on sale items?"Resolved · 11 sec · no human touched
Paris
1 ticket
CLOSE
Hesitant cart → checkoutReassured on sizing, suggested matching shawl
London
+$184
TICKET
"Where is my order #50412?"Pulled tracking, sent SMS, closed
Tokyo
1 ticket
CLOSE
Returning VIP, new collectionRecognised, soft-pitched the limited edition
Milan
+$420
TICKET
"Can I swap my colour before it ships?"Verified inventory, swapped, confirmed
Berlin
1 ticket
How it works

Thirty minutes
to a smarter storefront.

No engineers. No prompt-tweaking. No three-month rollout. Noem reads your catalog, studies your tone, and goes to work the same afternoon you sign up.

Step 01

Connect your store.

One-click installs for Shopify, WooCommerce, BigCommerce and Wix. Noem reads your catalog, inventory, and order history automatically, nothing to upload.

Catalog imported 2,184 SKUs
Inventory live SYNCED
Order history read 18 mo.
Tone calibrated 12 PAGES
Step 02

Teach it your voice.

Paste a brand guide or point Noem at your About page. It learns your tone, your standards, your no-go phrases, and asks before saying anything off-brand.

Brand voice
94%
Product mastery
88%
Returns policy
100%
Sizing & fit
76%
Step 03

Earn while you're elsewhere.

Noem goes live the same day. You'll watch conversion climb in the dashboard, get a daily recap by email, and, if you'd like, sleep through the rest.

Day 1Day 30
Capabilities

A closer, a concierge, a support team, all in one.

Voices

You're in great company.

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Set it up Sunday. By Monday it was already closing conversations.
I set it up on Sunday and then on Monday there was this longer conversation that was handled. I'm glad those don't all go into our ticketing system because most of them are useless.
Chris Burres
Chris Burres
Co-founder & Chief Scientist, MyVitalC
Handles 80% of customer interactions, around the clock.
Noem agent delivers real value. It can seamlessly handle up to 80% of customer interactions – answering FAQs, welcoming visitors warmly from the moment they land on your website, guiding them through product discovery, and even leading them into your funnel. It's like having a trained team at your service around the clock.
Mahfoudh Zaidi
Mahfoudh Zaidi
Verified Customer
Shopify integration with almost zero friction.
I've been using noem.ai and I have to say, I'm going to make it a part of my main core workflow. The automation is solid — being able to integrate with Shopify with almost zero friction is a huge win, especially if you're juggling a lot of projects.
Aaron Cooper
Aaron Cooper
Verified Customer
The AI platform I didn't know I was waiting for.
noem is the AI platform I didn't know I was waiting for. It just works — and delivers real, practical value.
Yener Benaroya
Yener Benaroya
Verified Customer
Pre-trained agents that are exceptional time-savers.
I found Noem.ai's pre-trained agents to be exceptional time-saving tools for my individual workflow.
Leon Calhoun
Leon Calhoun
Verified Customer
Replaces multiple call centers with 50+ agents.
To do this with human representatives would require multiple call centers with at least 50 agents at premium salary brackets, while still falling short of what noem.ai provides.
David Ashley
David Ashley
CFO, Interactive Life Force
Risk-free

We earn it, or you don't pay it.

+30%

Conversion lift, in writing

We lift your conversion rate by at least 30% in the first 30 days. Your analytics dashboard is the judge.

-80%

Tickets cut, in writing

Or we cut your support ticket volume by at least 80%. Your helpdesk is the judge.

$

No fine print

Hit one of the two, or your setup's on us. No formulas, no negotiation, just an email.

Pricing

Plans that fit you exactly.

A standard plan that fits the size of your shop, or a bespoke build for the houses that need their own.

Custom Enterprise

For multi-store groups, luxury houses, and high-volume operations that need bespoke training, SLAs, dedicated success, and white-glove migration. Built around the way your house actually runs.

Built around your house
  • Bespoke training & onboarding
  • Dedicated success lead, quarterly tuning
  • SLAs, SSO, custom integrations
  • White-glove migration & priority support
Talk to us
Questions

Got something
to ask us?

Will it sound like me, or like a bot?+
Like you. Noem reads your About page, product copy, returns policy, and past conversations to build a voice model that matches your brand. You approve the tone before it ever speaks to a customer, and you can adjust it at any time.
What happens when a customer asks something I'd want to handle?+
Noem recognises high-value situations, VIPs, complex returns, press inquiries, anything outside its confidence range, and routes them to you with the full conversation history. The hard cases never get dropped.
Is this safe for a premium brand?+
Noem will not invent products, prices, or policies. If it doesn't know, it says so, gracefully, and offers to connect a human. You can also blocklist words, topics, or competitor names with one click.
How long until it's live on my store?+
The median Noem activation takes 4 minutes and 12 seconds. Connect your store, paste a brand guide, approve the first five sample replies, and it begins taking conversations the same afternoon.
What if it doesn't work?+
If Noem doesn't deliver at least one of the two, a 30% lift in conversions or an 80% cut in support tickets, within 30 days, your setup's on us. Your analytics dashboard and helpdesk are the judges. No forms, no negotiation, just an email. The guarantee covers concierges we build and onboard for you.
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Why it converts

Don't let a shopper
drift away.

Most visitors leave silently. Noem catches them at the moment they hesitate the most, recommends the right product, and quietly closes the sale.

Begin today

Close more. Triage less.

Thirty days on the house. Onboard in 30 minutes. If Noem doesn't deliver 30% more conversions or 80% fewer tickets in the first month, your setup's on us.

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